It's Official

Howdy, peeps. I think that anyone who knows me already knows, but I am officially an officer of the court. I passed the bar exam, swore up and down that I would be a good, ethical defender of the Constitutions of the U.S. and Texas, and have the gold bar card to prove it. It's been very exciting to know that people can put their trust in me to solve their legal problems.

So, knowing that, if you have any legal problems and you have money, and those problems are in Texas, then please let me know and maybe we can work something out.

Peace out and don't eat too much leftover turkey.